Thursday, February 12, 2009

Random pick-ups

Yea, there's no room in '09 for these...

You know the ones... where the guy has only laid eyes on you for like 5 minutes, yet he just knows that he needs your #. He approaches you & can't even introduce himself b/c he's in such a rush to get to where he's probably supposed to be... probably w/ his boo; & he drops a halfway charming line, just enough to peek your interest. He calls maybe a day or two later & his 1st date suggestion is watching a movie @ your crib...

But, watch out b/c these guys often disguise themselves as legit suitors... they take you out to dinner once or twice before trying to parlay @ your crib, or asking you to do the same @ theirs...

Nope... I don't need a free meal that bad; keep it moving, homie. & I damn sure don't wanna sit in the house & watch a movie... I can do that alone!

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